Meet Minimus, our latest family member. Here he is, chilling on his eldest sister's lap, 3 days old.
If I ever say anything like "well, giving birth isn't that hard really", which I was wont to do after last time (ten years ago), feel free to kick me hard. I was in SUCH pain people, because things moved too swiftly for pain relief to be much good at all. Also, Minimus decided that 4,5 kg was a good birth weight - I beg to differ, young man. My vagina doesn't appreciate being stretched beyond the 4 kg mark. Your sisters were much kinder to me.
Although I suppose I should be grateful that the process took about 3 hours in total. Never again, I say.